February 2011
when will you realize that i was actually the one...
When you accidently hit the backspace button and...
nathaliee:
January 2011
The best excuse.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
If You're a Real Tumblr User, You Must Know This.
lxo:
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i like having to blare my music so i cant hear my...
sorry i like skins, but im done posting.
"I said don't call me Nips."
Talking to a cute boy.
ihaveatimemachine:
Expectation:
Reality:
Bold what applies to you! →
heaven-mustbewithyou:
I am a male. I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly sometimes. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and...
Dear Whoever Reads This
No matter what anyone, no matter who, has said or done to you in the past, you are beautiful. You have gotten up after being hit, whether physically or emotionally, and for that I applaud you. Something as simple as your smile brings joy into strangers lives. Keep doing what you’re doing, and someone out there, someone like me, will keep appreciating you. Always smile big, laugh loud, spread...
WTF MANNN →
why i hate facebook
-fuckthepeople:
bitch fights
12 year olds like
people making ‘drunk’ status updates
they take all the jokes off tumblr
your parents will eventually have a facebook
tumblr is better
behind-the-sea:
Alex Gaskarth all up on my dash.
School - cats edition;
livelife11:
Waking up in the morning.
On the way to school.
Seeing your friends.
Seeing those bitches you hate.
Seeing your crush.
Get called on in class.
Get homework.
See two bitches fighting like
And you watch them like
Lunch time.
More classes.
...
Before I Die
selagonzales:
I want to fall in love in
drive my car in London bridge in London
shop in New York
ride a fast train and tech my self in Tokyo
eat in Italy
see the multi asian and western spots in Hong Kong
get drunk and entertained in Vegas